Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2013 part I
today’s concert was awesome *^* (thanks for the help with the ticket, februaryboys <3)
tomorrow going with saacchon *^*
Classic Ohba English lesson
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD <3
first Arashi clip I ever watched (i think) goodness
“Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
“Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!”
“Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
“Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video games!”
“If more women starting playing video games, maybe then they’d have a say in the matter!”
everyone else made these jokes
so i did too
Nothing can convince me that going down on Nasir isn’t Agron’s favorite thing to do.
I am having porny thoughts today. I don’t care.
I’m getting emotional over blowjobs??
No but like, oral sex (especially between men) was seen as so incredibly demeaning for those on the giving end, and oftentimes a lot of male prostitutes wouldn’t even preform the act, so most of the time it came down to male slaves and Nasir more than likely had to do it as part of his duties as body slave, but there’s a high probability that he was basically never on the receiving end.
Until he met Agron who—though being of the perfect position in the rebellion to just go along with the structured gendered sex norms of the time—was extremely attentive in his love making and more-than-likely went down on Nasir, probably multiple times, because he truly did worship him.
And wow, I just got really emotional over blow jobs as well.
I just….I need to just sit here and spend some quiet time with my thoughts and feelings about the show that made us all get emotional about a sucking a dick.
Cuz like…I just got really emotional over a blow job.
Yunho: Let’s adjust the pace of our progression (into the concert) shall we?
Changmin: Okay (softly)
Yunho: Why is Changmin speaking differently from usual today?
Changmin: The baseball team that I support has been doing great recently, and I’ve been cheering till my voice is hoarse
Yunho: …. Let’s leave the unimportant things aside first
Changmin: This isn’t unimportant!
Yunho: It is important to Changmin, but my liking towards Changmin…. (pauses)
[Yunho meant to say “I don’t have an interest in the baseball team that Changmin likes” but I don’t know why he stopped suddenly]
Yunho: Wait! Please listen till the end!
Changmin: I don’t like this
Yunho: I didn’t mean that! A guy liking another guy is weird!
Yunho: Alright, alright! I know now! I like Changmin! I like him so much! (walks over and hits Changmin)
Changmin: Don’t hit me!
Changmin: I said, don’t hit me! Why are you so scary today?! (backs away)
Yunho leaves the stage to have his microphone adjusted
Changmin: A lot of emergency situations can happen during a live concert. Does anyone know the name of this concert tour, and the album that we previously released?
Changmin: That’s too soft! One more time! What’s the name?
Changmin: That was almost the same as the previous time! I’ll ask again! What’s the name?
Changmin: That’s it! You should have been at this volume from the beginning
Changmin is halfway through explaining the meaning of time
Changmin: I want to treasure time….
Audience: Oh oh oh! (applause)
Changmin: (gestures for the audience to stop) I haven’t even finished speaking!
After he finished saying what he intended to, he started clapping by himself
Changmin: Because everyone doesn’t know the right time to clap so I’m teaching you
Changmin: Everyone! When is the time to get high?
Audience: It’s now!
Changmin: Did everybody not eat before coming to the concert? One more time! When do you get high!
Audience: It’s now!!!!
Changmin: It’s now! (winks)
Audience: One more time!
Changmin: NO. Who wants to do it again?! I don’t want!
Audience: One more time! One more time!
Changmin: So noisy!
Yunho returns back on stage (and explains to everyone that he went down because he had to adjust his microphone and not because he wasn’t feeling well)
Yunho: Changmin, just do it once more!
Changmin: Do you even know what we were talking about?
Yunho: Um… ahhahaha (he doesn’t know)
Changmin: You have to say “It’s now!” and then wink like this! (Changmin winked again as he was demonstrating it to Yunho)
Audience: Yunho too! Yunho! Yunho!
Changmin: The audience wants you to do it
Yunho: Ah~ This is so sudden~ How embarrassing… (awkward laughter) Everyone! When is the time to enjoy?
Audience: It’s now!
Yunho: It’s now! (winks)
Changmin: What else is trending lately?
Changmin: Tanmi? Okay, okay, I’ve checked that out online already, I already know so please don’t worry! Okay, next~
After Changmin did the Flying Get, Yunho did the Sugi-chan version of Flying Get– Wild Get
Changmin: Isn’t Flying Get the name of a song? It isn’t good to just change the names of other people’s songs like that
Yunho: Ahaha~ This is bad~
The Of Course exercise
When it came to the third line of the Of Course exercise (aiueo~ kakikukeko~) Yunho seemed to forget the lines.
Changmin: You’ve forgotten?
Yunho: I suddenly can’t remember!
Continuation of Changmin’s war with the staff over Hitsumabushi (eel rice)
Changmin: Something happened today that got me pretty worked up. We had five meals of eel rice in our three days in Nagoya, even a person who makes eel rice wouldn’t be able to eat so much of it right? It would’ve still been okay if it was only in Nagoya, but when we went to Fukuoka, the person in charge of the meals said that “the eel rice in Fukuoka was good!” so we also had it there. It could have just been left at that. But in the end, when I arrived backstage today, all the staff were observing my face. At first I didn’t think too much about it, but then I started to wonder why. Could it be? And then I saw the eel rice in the table! And there was even a note attached that said, “The eel rice in Osaka is also very good. Please try it. Sincerely, the staff.” Sighs… Honestly, you don’t even have to do this anymore. With this kind of progression, it would be interesting if in Tokyo, there were a tank backstage, and eels swimming around inside (gesturing swimming eels with his hands). I don’t think that will happen though, but if it really does….. I will post the photo online.
Yunho’s four word idiom time = Changmin’s rest break
During the MC segment after WHY, Yunho was describing his thoughts and feelings about Tohoshinki’s Dome Tour using four word idioms. Changmin, who had finished changing, waited at the side for Yunho to finish speaking. He crossed his legs and quietly sat down, drinking water, and nodding while listening to Yunho speak. Then he picked up his bottle and sprayed water in a Z shape on his towel (like putting the mayonnaise on Okonomiyaki), and then carefully wiping his arms with the wet towel.
Changmin’s famous TIME quote = Yunho’s rest break
Changmin: In the previous two days in Osaka, I mentioned the quotes from a manga that I like very much now, 神の雫 (Drops of God). Today’s quote is also from神の雫. The main character, Kanzaki Shizuku frequents a particular wine bar, the bar’s owner, Shiro-san said this, “Even if you’re able to return to the place you met your first love, you won’t be able to regain the heart that was first moved during your first love.” And the reason I’m saying this now is because…..
Yunho had finished changing and came out a little earlier. He was actually sitting down at the side listening to Changmin, but he waited for too long so he just lay down on the ground, forming a 大 shape.
Changmin: Wait! That’s too much! Please behave!
Yunho: Ah! I’m sorry (stands up immediately)
Changmin: You have to listen well when someone else is talking!
Yunho: But I came out earlier than expected, I waited for so long….
Changmin: I also listened (to you just now) for a long time! Now it’s become weird for me to continue saying what I initially wanted to! As for the rest of it, everyone please read the manga yourselves….
Yunho: No, it’s okay!
Changmin: I’m not going to say it anymore!
Yunho: Changmin, calm down! I was wrong. I didn’t get the situation right, I’m very sorry..
Changmin: The next song is…
Yunho: Alright, please finish saying what you wanted to~
Changmin: I originally wanted to say that even with such a hot and enthusiastic atmosphere today, it might also eventually cool off, so let’s enjoy this time to the fullest! Something to that effect, but forget it! Next up is our new song which is going to be released on the 12th!
Yunho: A new song that will be released on 12th June. We’ll present it to everyone next.
Rat Tat Tat
At the end, Changmin flipped the long coat that he was wearing over his head, and exposed his entire back (he was wearing a black wife-beater inside), and left the stage with his hands on his hips.
Yunho was singing the chorus when he suddenly dropped his microphone, but he picked it up with a smooth move like a dance and continued singing.
Share The World
Changmin moved towards one of the dancers and imitated throwing a bowling ball, and after doing that he made a victorious “Strike!” gesture.
Changmin was so into doing fan service when he was on the moving platform that he missed to timing to get onto the rising stage. He was diligently throwing out all the Frisbees and when he turned around, the stage had already risen above his head. He just blankly looked up and continued staring at the rising stage…. And then looked very apologetically at the staff below the stage and kept gesturing that he was sorry with both his hands, and even kept mouthing, “Sam-san, I’m so sorry….”
Changmin first did the 1+1=Gwiyomi (poking his cheeks with his index fingers), and also did 3+3=Gwiyomi (putting his hands in front of his eyes like glasses). He even made a big heart above his head. After doing that, it again seemed like he was thinking, “What am I doing…” while trying to hide it and throwing the ball really hard onto the floor of the moving platform. Plus it wasn’t just the Frisbee today, he even attempted to put the autographed ball on his head….
After doing the backflip, the left side of Yunho’s clothes was rolled up and stuck behind the microphone pocket at his waist, so it revealed the left side of his waist/abdomen. After he found out, he looked embarrassed and quickly fixed his clothes.
Yunho: Osaka is very hot today!
Changmin: Is the heat in Osaka from the weather or this stadium? It was so hot during the concert the previous day so I asked the staff to turn on the air conditioning, but they didn’t…. Because turning on the air conditioning is no use, (everyone here) is really too hot (passionate)!
Changmin: I, who if didn’t become a singer would just be an ordinary twenty plus year old guy, am actually able to receive the love of so many people… I’m really very thankful. I’m so blessed to be in the same generation as everyone.
Yunho: If I were to give everyone a score today, it would be 100 marks! Sometime I ponder about when I feel the most blissful. Everyone knows that phrase 一期一会 (A once in a lifetime chance) right? To live by the goal of treasuring chances in the moment. Today I feel like I’ve understood the true meaning of this phrase, I’m very blessed. Does everyone feel blessed? I do. Even though my Japanese and pronunciations today were a little weird, but I’ve expressed my feelings to everyone well right? It’s because there’s everyone that there’s Tohoshinki, thank you all so much.
Compiled fanaccounts: here
During Changmin’s solo, he not only had his arms around Kazu, he even leaned his head on him. Kazu was smiling embarrassedly! And he even gave a thumbs up at the end!
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