why is no one talking about the fact graham just kidnaps random dogs
like the one he picks up in the pilot has a leash there’s probably some little girl putting up fliers around town looking for him and graham’s just like “ha ha ha welcome to my stolen dog palace”
So much passion for something I’ve never heard playing in over two years
The art of not giving fucks
1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
if we do this with fanfiction
we can have gay porn nails???????
welcome to tumblr
[apparently Gimli was the equivalent of 14 during The Hobbit timeline
akb48 dancing to kis-my-ft2’s “ai no beat”
Nakai’s expression. LOL
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it
ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT
ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.
ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION
this fucking website oh my fucking god
You Could Have Reblogged This From Me: A dark tale of jealousy, anger, betrayal and Tumblr.
avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner
The scene in which Peter Parker catches Mary Jane’s lunch on the tray involved no CGI. With the help of a sticky substance to keep the tray planted on his hand, Tobey Maguire eventually (after many takes) performed the stunt exactly as seen.
That’s great because the look on Kirsten Dunst’s face is like holy shit he actually did it
WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YOUR TRUNK
Save people, hunt things
The most accurate drawing I have ever drawn.